Winnipeg is for Swingers

Now that I have your attention...
Welcome to Winnipeg Beach!

The gang went off for a day of sun and fun in the surf and we got it.

Let's start with this pic of our friend Paul "Wildly Funny" Hutcheson (of "On Second Thought"). You may be looking in the background and thinking, "Whuuuuuuuaht?"

Is there more going on here than meets the eye?
Is Small Town Manitoba a hot bed of salacious and scintillating activity?

Are these Desperate Housewives up to more than taking a few family snapshots?

How "friendly" are these neighbours?
Well, wash your dirty minds in the lake water, people! We had a chat with these neighbourly folks and they explained that every year they take photos to print in a calendar for their husbands.

"How sweet!" I think.

Or, as my boyfriend would say, "What? Photos of your OWN wife? What's the point?"

Here are some pics that didn't make it in the calendar. Look at these frolicking funsters! Are they doing their best Baywatch run, or is it just really frikkin' cold in the water?

And what is THAT running out of the lake? Is it a pair of albino salmanders dredged up from the slimy deep to behold sunlight for the very first time? Or is it - Pete and Nicole? Oh my God!

My eyes! I'm blinded! Get some sun, people.

Let's end on a high note: I call this "Beauties and the Beach (and Peter)"

The lovely bronzed ladies were nice enough to ask for a picture of us pasty party goers, so we thought it was only fair to get a picture of them with Peter. Peter is flexing as hard as he can, but I still suspect these two hardbodies could take him down in under 2 seconds. Today's Winnipeg Free Press led with the title: "Why Aren't You at the Beach?"

Why, indeed.

Soooo good. I gave it ten dollars. You should check it out.