Thursday, July 19, 2007

Coming Soon!

We are getting our crap in a heap, so until we do, stay tuned for more Fringe-a-rific updates, like:

1. Why "Sooooo, good! I gave it $10!" is the new catchphrase everyone is talking about!

2. 101 Reasons Why Toronto Is Culturally Disappointing

3. Explicit video of Peter making extra money for the gang by working in an independent porn video store. To read this blog you must be over 18 and be a "Straight Guy Who Likes Tranny Cock."

4. Life in The Peg! Advice on getting by:
a) Don't join a gang.
b) Be careful who you buy crack from
c) Try not to sell your body for crack from the crazy whore-murdering guy down the street.
d) Keep the van stocked with garbage like old potato chip bags, empty pop bottles, magazines, and weird costumes - ha ha! Gotcha you crazy crack kids who rifled through our van looking for change to buy crack with! Joke's on you.

Pics and videos coming soon!

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